The 15 Biggest Things Happening Right Now in Our World

Daniel Bonfiglio Published Yesterday in Funny

With the world in so much chaos, nothing is surprising anymore. But that doesn't mean humanity won't continue to try and top its own stupidity.

Here are 15 of the biggest news stories happening around the world right now, and no, they're not normal.

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1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber
As reported by NEOSCOPE, and the Financial Times.
2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet
The Swiss government ordered a $117 million private jet, only to learn it was too big for their runways or hangers.

Federal Air Transport Service/Bombardier Defense
3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison
This happened in a California juvenile hall, according to Attorney General Rob Bonta.

KCRA-TV
4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall
The tests that need to be done. As tested by the YouTuber Mark Rober.

Mark Rober
5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”
According to a CT scan, as reported by Live Science.

Ł. Kownacki
6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”
Photos of the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, were ordered to be taken down as part of anti-DEI initiatives. The initiatives looked no farther than the word “Gay.”
7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban
Can I protest the ban of protesting the protest ban?
8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States
In a report by The Wall Street Journal, eggs are outpacing drugs.
9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted
The Supreme Court ruled that cities can substantially increase the amount of sewage they can dump into rivers and lakes.
10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos
A man exposed his behind on the wall while a woman photographed. They were held for two weeks before being deported.

Uwe Aranas
11. An Alien On the ISS
It wasn’t actually an alien, just a joke by an astronaut as the stranded ISS astronauts are finally being rescued.

NASA
12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”
As reported by USA Today, among others.
13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”
According to the Singapore Food Agency, as reported by the Independent.
14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign
Apparently the sign is exclusionary, according to the state of Idaho.

Sarah Inama
15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France
At least according to Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of Parliament.

1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber
As reported by NEOSCOPE, and the Financial Times.
2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet
Federal Air Transport Service/Bombardier Defense

The Swiss government ordered a $117 million private jet, only to learn it was too big for their runways or hangers.
3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison
KCRA-TV

This happened in a California juvenile hall, according to Attorney General Rob Bonta.
4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall
Mark Rober

The tests that need to be done. As tested by the YouTuber Mark Rober.
5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”
Ł. Kownacki

According to a CT scan, as reported by Live Science.
6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”
Photos of the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, were ordered to be taken down as part of anti-DEI initiatives. The initiatives looked no farther than the word “Gay.”
7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban
Can I protest the ban of protesting the protest ban?
8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States
In a report by The Wall Street Journal, eggs are outpacing drugs.
9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted
The Supreme Court ruled that cities can substantially increase the amount of sewage they can dump into rivers and lakes.
10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos
Uwe Aranas

A man exposed his behind on the wall while a woman photographed. They were held for two weeks before being deported.
11. An Alien On the ISS
NASA

It wasn’t actually an alien, just a joke by an astronaut as the stranded ISS astronauts are finally being rescued.
12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”
As reported by USA Today, among others.
13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”
According to the Singapore Food Agency, as reported by the Independent.
14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign
Sarah Inama

Apparently the sign is exclusionary, according to the state of Idaho.
15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France
At least according to Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of Parliament.

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The 15 Biggest Things Happening Right Now in Our World

1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber
As reported by NEOSCOPE, and the Financial Times.

2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet
The Swiss government ordered a $117 million private jet, only to learn it was too big for their runways or hangers.

3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison
This happened in a California juvenile hall, according to Attorney General Rob Bonta.

4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall
The tests that need to be done. As tested by the YouTuber Mark Rober.

5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”
According to a CT scan, as reported by Live Science.

6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”
Photos of the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, were ordered to be taken down as part of anti-DEI initiatives. The initiatives looked no farther than the word “Gay.”

7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban
Can I protest the ban of protesting the protest ban?

8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States
In a report by The Wall Street Journal, eggs are outpacing drugs.

9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted
The Supreme Court ruled that cities can substantially increase the amount of sewage they can dump into rivers and lakes.

10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos
A man exposed his behind on the wall while a woman photographed. They were held for two weeks before being deported.

11. An Alien On the ISS
It wasn’t actually an alien, just a joke by an astronaut as the stranded ISS astronauts are finally being rescued.

12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”
As reported by USA Today, among others.

13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”
According to the Singapore Food Agency, as reported by the Independent.

14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign
Apparently the sign is exclusionary, according to the state of Idaho.

15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France
At least according to Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of Parliament.

1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber

2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet

3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison

4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall

5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”

6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”

7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban

8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States

9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted

10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos

11. An Alien On the ISS

12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”

13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”

14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign

15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France

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1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber As reported by NEOSCOPE, and the Financial Times.

2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet The Swiss government ordered a $117 million private jet, only to learn it was too big for their runways or hangers.

3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison This happened in a California juvenile hall, according to Attorney General Rob Bonta.

4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall The tests that need to be done. As tested by the YouTuber Mark Rober.

5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer” According to a CT scan, as reported by Live Science.

6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay” Photos of the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, were ordered to be taken down as part of anti-DEI initiatives. The initiatives looked no farther than the word “Gay.”

7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban Can I protest the ban of protesting the protest ban?

8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States In a report by The Wall Street Journal, eggs are outpacing drugs.

9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted The Supreme Court ruled that cities can substantially increase the amount of sewage they can dump into rivers and lakes.

10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos A man exposed his behind on the wall while a woman photographed. They were held for two weeks before being deported.

11. An Alien On the ISS It wasn’t actually an alien, just a joke by an astronaut as the stranded ISS astronauts are finally being rescued.

12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt” As reported by USA Today, among others.

13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug” According to the Singapore Food Agency, as reported by the Independent.

14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign Apparently the sign is exclusionary, according to the state of Idaho.

15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France At least according to Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of Parliament.

1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber

2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet

3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison

4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall

5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”

6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”

7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban

8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States

9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted

10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos

11. An Alien On the ISS

12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”

13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”

14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign

15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France

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3 Comments

eBaum's Picks

1. Humans Are Quickly Getting Dumber
As reported by NEOSCOPE, and the Financial Times.

2. Swiss Government Orders the Wrong Jet
The Swiss government ordered a $117 million private jet, only to learn it was too big for their runways or hangers.

3. 30 Juvi Prison Guards Forced Kids to Fight “Gladiator” Style in Prison
This happened in a California juvenile hall, according to Attorney General Rob Bonta.

4. A Tesla Autopilot Drove Into a Fake Road Wall
The tests that need to be done. As tested by the YouTuber Mark Rober.

5. “Pregnant Ancient Egyptian Mummy With 'Cancer' Actually Wasn't Pregnant and Didn't Have Cancer”
According to a CT scan, as reported by Live Science.

6. Enola Gay Photos Removed Because “Gay”
Photos of the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, were ordered to be taken down as part of anti-DEI initiatives. The initiatives looked no farther than the word “Gay.”

7. Russian City Krasnoyarsk Bans Protests, and Protests of the Protest Ban
Can I protest the ban of protesting the protest ban?

8. Eggs Are the Most Smuggled Item Into the United States
In a report by The Wall Street Journal, eggs are outpacing drugs.

9. The Clean Water Act is Gutted
The Supreme Court ruled that cities can substantially increase the amount of sewage they can dump into rivers and lakes.

10. China Deported Two Japanese Tourists for “Exposed” Great Wall of China Photos
A man exposed his behind on the wall while a woman photographed. They were held for two weeks before being deported.

11. An Alien On the ISS
It wasn’t actually an alien, just a joke by an astronaut as the stranded ISS astronauts are finally being rescued.

12. “Cybertruck Pulled From California Harbor After Failed Jet Ski Attempt”
As reported by USA Today, among others.

13. “Singapore Bans Malaysian Coffee After Detecting Erectile Dysfunction Drug”
According to the Singapore Food Agency, as reported by the Independent.

14. Teacher Forced to Remove “Everyone is Welcome Here” Sign
Apparently the sign is exclusionary, according to the state of Idaho.

15. The U.S. Should Give Back the Statue of Liberty to France
At least according to Raphaël Glucksmann, a French member of Parliament.